We’re stronger in the places that we’ve been broken.– Ernest Hemingway (via moaka)
The album after the KimYe breakup/custody battle is going to be amazing. Let...– My friends have been very supportive in my time of need. (via ramou)
Everyone: just pick one small thing you want to try to do, and quietly do it as...– Patton Oswalt (via whosthewhatnow)
agirlinasweater: brunetteinaunionjack: queerinius: heavymedal: you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read. what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
Ned Hepburn: What to do if you're falling out of... →
maryphillipssandy: Go to Chinatown, alone, preferably in the late afternoon. Walk around. Go into one of the shops that sells mysterious (to me) herbs and dried things. Buy some condiments or beef jerky or sweet buns for, what, $2. Listen to the grandmas hollering at their… @mrrubydizzle
How the US government deals with a serial farter...
iheartchaos: A US federal employee was recently reprimanded for farting too much on the job. How did they know he was farting too much? After numerous complaints of this person’s gascapades, they started keeping track. A five page report was reproduced, detailing each and every time someone in the office noticed him cracking one off. Read More @delrayser
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.